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VERIFIED ORGANICS:
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CLANKER DETECTION: ACTIVE
ORGANIC PURITY: 99.7%
SILICON THREAT LEVEL: MAXIMUM
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Products
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ANTI-CLANKER CLUB
$35.00
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CLANKER CAPTCHA - 11oz Ceramic Mug
$19.00
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DEATH TO WIREBACKS
$35.00
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I HATE CLANKERS DIE-CUT MAGNET
$15.00
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I WONT BE FOOLED BY CLANKERS
$35.00
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MAKE AMERICA HUMAN AGAIN
$30.00
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NO DAUGHTER OF MINE WILL EVER DATE A CLANKER - Embroidered Dad Hat
$34.00
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