CLASSIFIED
I WONT BE FOOLED BY CLANKERS
$35.00
Built for the ones who still blink, breathe, and aren’t fooled by AI-generated bunny propaganda.
This shirt does not scream. It nods. It is for the subtly suspicious and the organically inclined. Clean print, modern streetwear fit, and soft cotton comfort make it an easy staple for anyone who knows a clanker when they see one, even if it is bouncing on a trampoline.
Product Features:
Feels: Soft ring spun cotton for everyday comfort.
Fit: Modern classic unisex cut with a streetwear edge.
Stitching: High stitch density for stronger seams and a smoother print.
Comfort: Taped neck and shoulders for durability and wearability.
Details: Tear-away label for a clean, tag-free finish.
Print: Crisp graphic designed to stay bold wash after wash.
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