Yes, it literally reads “NO DAUGHTER OF MINE WILL EVER DATE A CLANKER” Embroidered... worn with pride, zero apologies. Perfect for the grill, the grocery run, or any time you want to make your standards crystal clear.

A classic white dad cap for people who mean what they say... and say it loudly. Soft, breathable cotton that feels broken in from day one, a low-profile six-panel fit that sits just right, and a Permacurv® visor that actually blocks the sun. It even comes with an adjustable antique-brass strap so you can tighten down your dignity when someone says “but they’re just a clanker.”

Product Features:

Feels: 100% cotton - soft and breathable
Fit: Low-profile, unstructured six-panel dad cap
Decoration: Premium embroidery for bold, lasting statement
Visor: Permacurv® shape with matching undervisor and four rows of stitching
Closure: Adjustable strap with antique-brass buckle and grommet
Care: Spot clean or hand wash, reshape while damp, air dry

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